HOLY FUCKING PANTS.

So, who hasn't blogged in a while.

Page hasn't blogged in a while. SORRYFOLKS. Isn't the word folks fancy? I think it is! But anywho. Never date a ginger. Why? Because their fuck tards. Does he really think that talking shit about me to his fucking friends is gonna make him feel better. No. His "friends" like me a bit more than they like him. Does he think that getting a girlfriend in fucking Nova Scotia is gonna get back at me? No. Have fun with that slut. She clearly has herpes. THAT SHIT STAYS WITH YOU FOR LIFE. >D And Taylor, stop trying to make it seem like you found all of these "great" bands. We all know the fucking truth, you found out about them from me. Go fuck your whore in Nova Scotia, there is someone else anyways.

This leads to topic numero deux. Mister sir who is fancy. I WILL NOT BE NAMING NAMES. But he's quite lovely and we like each other. "The Tall One" is plotting things according to someone, which is good because I want this to get a move on! He doesn't seem like all the other dudes I've had the displeasure of dating. He's fuckin hilarious and I'm never bored when I'm around him.OHAI ALLBACON TWEETED :D anyways.. We click so well and Iunno. He's just, agdyudewf. But yeah, I'm excited for this weekend cause we're gonna spend the entire weekend at a certain someone's house. :D Gosh, I sound like such a chick. But whatevs. :3

NOW WE BLOG RANDOMLY!

Next week I get to see Jess ! <3>

I have acquired so many lovely late night heart to hearts with an old friend whom I now feel comfortable with and it's nice that she's not manipulative or bitchy or anything. She's just completely chills, which is great. And another person has just been a good friend to me lately. BIG APPLAUSE TO ROWAAAAAAAN! <3>

I feel the malice...IN MY VIENS.

Well, it seems that I can not stop eating. I AM GETTING FAT. I don't like it. This is the only thing I hate about christmas. Well other than little children running and screaming EVERYWHERE. Well, you know what they say.. TIS THE SEASON FOR BABY SANDWICHES. XDD I should probably stop eating so much. Like right now my stomach hurts. ><>

I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo going on a hard core diet once I get home. I would like one of my friends do to it with me.. so I don't feel alone. Perhaps Darian may be up for it XD

Any who, My mothers says that I can't get anymore piercings UNTILL I'm 17. Bullshit ! Last year when I was 14, she said that I could wait until I'm 16, then I could do what ever. I'm still going with that one. But I have this itching to get another piercing. It's like an addiction to piercings that I have. Like, do you KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE PIERCED AND RE PIERCED a few certain areas on my body? My belly button has been through enough prodding. It's time. IT'S TIME FOR A SEPTUM !

Yes boys and girls, a septum piercing. That shall fulfill this urge. I'm going to do this the night after I visit my father so that I can get a piercing needle of sorts. I already have the jewelry. Plus, as soon as I get back my mother is going to Jamaica for about a week and half, so that should give it time to heal so I can flip it up with out pain. I am soooo freaking excited for this!! ~~

Well, that's enough ranting for now. Tah tah !

I know it's sad that I never gave a damn about the weather.

And it obviously NEVER gave a damn about me, considering after 15 minutes of being outside, I am now the not so proud owner of this freaking cold. It sucks too ! I'm sneezing like, every two seconds. And it does not help that last night I coughed so hard my throat started to bleed. Plus I drank a whole bottle of Buckley's nighttime stuff in about 5 minutes. So I fell asleep at around 5, woke up around 8. Talked to Andrew about life and semi and such. Then I fell back asleep and honestly, that was the best sleep I've ever had. But, I woke up this morning to find my head phones and my iPod connector wire thing destroyed by my cat. She is lucky she's so tiny and adorable. But yeah. Now I'm at school with a man voice. It sucks. My hall just broke in half. It sucks that the caf. didn't have any other flavour other than the disgusting cherry one. I wish they still made the grape ones, they were SOOOOOOOOOOOO good ! But what can you doo? Oh I know ! I shall write a letter complaining and explaining to them why I would like the grape ones to be back out on the market. Oh jeez, it sounds like I'm trying to pimp them out on Montreal street, which we all know is hooker central. :P OH ! I have gooooood news :) I found a lovely little frog sticker :) and now it is on my phone. There is nothing to do in class, so Mr. Wood.... GET SOME NEW ASSIGNMENTS., Like now ! Lawl. My throat is very cold. I don't think that is a very good thing. hmm.... Well, tonight is Semi formal. I kind of don't wanna go right now. I'm kind of thinking of selling the tickets and just having a little movie night at my house with Andrew. But I think that would be a waste of money, seeing as we both bought some pretty expensive stuff. But, I have to go. So yeah.
GOODDAYSIR. D;<<

Where has our time gone?

Life, school, weekends, people. It's all DIFFICULT. I just want to cut off all communications to the outside world for about a week. I'm leaving in three weeks for Vancouver so I'm trying to fit in everything I can.

I have to much planned in three little tiny weeks and I need to sort out everything. I promised Alison I would go to radio on Friday and sleep over at her house, then make time on saturday or sunday for you. But I also promised Rowan I would go to her play, but I didn't realize that it is also on Friday so I have to tell Alison I can't go on Friday and that we can do this next weekend. Then the weekend after that is hopefully going to be Emily's birthday party. So I have to go out and buy her a present and my mother has like, no money. ><> And then there is the whole "Certain person" thing, and I tried to tell her today that at what ever all ages show you go to, there will be alcohol being served. And she doesn't believe me. Apparently i've been a bitch to her all week, and excuse me for speaking my gawdamn opinions. Like heaven forbid Imake a comment about something that is bothering me or that I do not like. OR if I wanna talk about something that I need to talk about. All I wanna do is curl up into a corner and either sleep for a million years or die.

May the Llama's be with you! ~~

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♫ Too much of anything is too much.

Let's get fucked up and die.

So my friend Kymber and I have been looking at Llama's and Alpaca's all period. It's TUNS of fun :3
I really want a Llama now. ><>have you chumlettes been? Me, you ask! I've been extra lovely sir. If you are wondering why the title says what it says, it's because it's a song title by motion city soundtrack, n00bs. SPEAKING OF NooBS./ My friend Katie and I eat n00bs for breakfast and with our tea. And believe me, we are addicted to tea. So, that would be alot of n00bwiches. AND speaking of snadwiches, Swifty (if you know him from his youtube channel, swiftkaratechop, you know about baby sandwiches) and myself, eat baby sandwiches for lunch. Complete with dead baby ! Oh jeez, the song that I'm listening to , is going to get stuck in my head for the rest of the freaking day.><>least it's on my iPod. The song is Anywhere But Here by Mayday Parade. So, yeah/. Christmas is coming up, pretty soon anyways. I have no idea what I'm going to do for a handful of people. That includes the person staring at the computer screen. DARIAN >> Santa saw what you did there sirdame. ♫SECRET LOVE, MY ESCAPE TAKE ME FAR FROM THIS PLACE.♫
That is all. Your mother will be off her back in a second. No really, I'm almost done. :DD

Thank you mystery google, thank you (:

Blah,. So , how Y'all doing on this very lame Wednesday? I'm pretty goooooooooood, I wore a moustache all day ! :P Yeah. you don;t need to tell me I'm a dork. So, I haven't posted in a while. If you hadn't noticed. I think I post more on my DeviantART journal than I do on my blog..

Well, today was interesting because during my first, second and fourth periods that I'm on a computer, I was on mystery google. It interests me when people put their cell numbers on there and then when you text them , they're all freaked out. But I am a creep when I text them. I met two very lovely people today though ! :) Luke from Massachusetts and Heather from Florida. I"m still wondering on how I get my number on there to see if people will text me... I think I just have to write my phone number and a message saying "Text me, I text back (:" in the search box. Because you apparently get whatever the person before you searched. So hopefully someone will text me. Any who. I have to go finish some christmas presents. (:

DON'T EAT ZOMBIES. THEY'RE POISONOUS ! D<

~Paaaaaagers.

\\Word of the day\\EVERYBODYGETDOWN.

Blah.
I'm in com tech, and I really don't want to be here.
I'm listening to Metro Station, which I barely do EVER.
I feel like a Llama.
That's right, it's spelt with two L's :)
I wish I was good at photo shop.
I need to finish Christmas presents.

So yea , lets get to the wooooord.

COUGAR CRUSH.

Description:

Having a crush on a cougar. *Search Cougar if you don't know what that is.

Alex: Damn, that chick is smokin' hot!
Bill: Dude, that's my neighbor Barb...she's at least 50!
Alex: I think I just developed a cougar crush.

My opinion:

Kayseriosly. This is the word(s) of the day? I wish I chose a new one , it;s kinda stupid. OHWAIT. I can :D

-TAKETWO-

BONER

Description:
A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."

The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total boner.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, this is sooooooo funny.

I just had about 14 dirty thoughts go through my mind. :3

Yea , I know I'm horrible.

So , boners... heh. Have you ever had one? I know that if I were a man , my penis would be erect ALL THE TIME. No exceptions. But , seriously that description was really bad. I think I shall write a letter to that person stating my opinion and my description of a boner. And that example IS SOOOOOOOOOO GAY. Because you know it;s directed at a man , (Creamed that linebacker , obviously talking about football. And last time I checked , girls don't play on the football teams. Well , at my school , we're not aloud too ><) No offense to gay people , I mean I'm bisexual. But seriously. This kid needs to realize what a boner is. Gawd. >> O_O.
Heh,. I think that guy feels stared at. But that was off topic sir's and ma'ams. But anywho, my teacher keeps staring at me weird, so I'mma go.
GOODDAYSIR.
:DD