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Well ,I spend my days writing poetry and drawing stuff. Its pretty fun :). I enjoy other peoples pain sometimes and I like sparkley things. I love cupcakes and parking lots. My friends are crazy as hell. I like rainbows. I love energy drinks and Dora the explorer. Escalators are pretty awesome.I love taco bell. It's hella dank ;) I'm far from perfect myself. I like pretty much anyone.I'm very perverted. But who isn,t these days. Like I always say - these are perverted times we live in , my friends.I have 10 special people I call my bestfriends :) But , I'm not gonna tell you about them. Anything with these gai's is fuckin awesome ! I have a fear of falling in love. I get really jealous. Fast - I'm like , the world's worst girlfriend. NOTHING I CUTER THAN A PANDA ! Yes , even cows.I'm me, I like being me, and I don't wanna be anybody else. Some of my friends say that I have ADD. I'm obsessed with cows , and windmills. Tis why i love Holland ;) LOL.I've wanted to be a vampire ever since i saw 'Interview With The Vampire' I don,t know why. They just seem awesome. As you can see , I'm fkn random , but if i wasn't I just wouldn't be me. Plus I'd be pretty boring :P Latro , brohah. ..

Thursday, October 29, 2009

\\Word of the day\\EVERYBODYGETDOWN.

Blah.
I'm in com tech, and I really don't want to be here.
I'm listening to Metro Station, which I barely do EVER.
I feel like a Llama.
That's right, it's spelt with two L's :)
I wish I was good at photo shop.
I need to finish Christmas presents.
So yea , lets get to the wooooord.

COUGAR CRUSH.

Description:
Having a crush on a cougar. *Search Cougar if you don't know what that is.
Alex: Damn, that chick is smokin' hot!
Bill: Dude, that's my neighbor Barb...she's at least 50!
Alex: I think I just developed a cougar crush.

My opinion:
Kayseriosly. This is the word(s) of the day? I wish I chose a new one , it;s kinda stupid. OHWAIT. I can :D

-TAKETWO-

BONER

Description:
A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."
The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total boner.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, this is sooooooo funny.
I just had about 14 dirty thoughts go through my mind. :3
Yea , I know I'm horrible.
So , boners... heh. Have you ever had one? I know that if I were a man , my penis would be erect ALL THE TIME. No exceptions. But , seriously that description was really bad. I think I shall write a letter to that person stating my opinion and my description of a boner. And that example IS SOOOOOOOOOO GAY. Because you know it;s directed at a man , (Creamed that linebacker , obviously talking about football. And last time I checked , girls don't play on the football teams. Well , at my school , we're not aloud too ><) No offense to gay people , I mean I'm bisexual. But seriously. This kid needs to realize what a boner is. Gawd. >> O_O.
Heh,. I think that guy feels stared at. But that was off topic sir's and ma'ams. But anywho, my teacher keeps staring at me weird, so I'mma go.
GOODDAYSIR.
:DD

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Word of the day. //I am your hate, You are my love//

Okay , sorry I haven't posted in a while.
It's been a crazy few months , with having a boyfriend and starting school back up.
Plus this whole SWINE FLU hype.
Total bullshit if you ask me.
So , here's the wooooooord.

LAST TEXTER.

Description:
That friend that always sends you a meaningless text after the obvious end of a text conversation, just to get the last text. They do this while totally oblivious to their uncontrollable habit.
OMG, Jan is SUCH a last texter it drives me crazy. The other day, she sent me a text "K" back after I texted her "don't text me, in a meeting." So then I had to dig out my phone again to clear it so it wouldn't keep vibrating for the rest of the meeting!

Kayso.
Here's my opinion.
I'm probably gonna get people thinking I'm a hypocrite.
So to those people , your right I am.
I am SO a last texter. I always have to get the last word in , no matter what it is.
But I hate people that try to get in other words after me.
It's like , I JUST SAID THAT , WOULD YOU FUCK OFF , KAYTHANKS.
And it doesn;t stop there. They just keep going , and going and GOING on about the subject when clearly, the rest of us have shut up.
Ugh , okay I'm tired and can't rant anymore.
Goooooooooooodnight chums and chumettes.